i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
- Tucker Max (via unfreshed)
the shocking truth is revealed
"go away mom, i’m eating commander crunch"
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If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.